What a Gas!

I was just re-reading my post about the soon-to-launch product “Farty Pants.” I clicked on the tag “gas” to see what some of the other morally upstanding citizens on WordPress had to say about this favorite topic of mine.  Surely in an online community full  of funny, literate individuals, there would be a wealth of entertaining stories about man-made gas. Imagine my surprise when the posts that came up in my search were all about GASOLINE prices, fuel, oil, energy and the like.  Am I the only one here who obsesses about gastrointestinal woes?! Am I the only one here who cracks up when Peter Griffin lets one rip?!

Advertisements
What a Gas!

It Stinks!

Or does it????

I couldn’t resist a quick post to share something I just read online — it is horrifying, yet at the same time weirdly brilliant.  It has come to my attention that a company called Farty Pants (the web site is still under construction) will soon begin selling special unmentionables that absorb the smell of gaseous emissions.  Dogs everywhere — who too often take the blame for farts they didn’t release — are breathing a little easier.  (Literally.) Well, I hope these Farty Pants end up being available in low-rise thongs …

It Stinks!