I’m telling ya right now, this post may not be for you. Indeed, it targets a very specific audience with a very specific palate. My dear friend, the talented proprietress at No Shoe Left Behind, is one person in particular who, I trust, will appreciate its contents. How can you tell whether or not you are part of the required demographic? Take the handy quiz I’ve provided below, and then scroll down for my assessment. You are welcome to read on whether or not you fail the quiz, but you do so at your own risk.
In a blind taste test, could I differentiate between Nestle and Hershey chocolate?
- DUH! That’s like asking a wine connoisseur if he could distinguish between two-buck chuck and a $259 bottle of Chateau Frenchy McFrencherstein
- Um … there’s a difference?
- Chocolate is the devil.
Rainbow cookies are:
- A multi-color bite of heaven
- What the fuck are rainbow cookies?
I avoid all:
Scoring: You’re among the target audience for this blog post if you answered Question 1 with Duh; Question 2 with A multi-color bite of heaven (also acceptable: A multi-color bite of heaven AND Toxic); and then ignored Question 3.
This morning, a close, warm, personal Facebook friend alerted me to what may be the most breathtaking piece of junk food ever created. EVER. We’re talking Seven Wonders of the Processed World. We’re talking Grand Canyon of baked goods. It is truly, in the words of Dave, a foodgasm. Ladies and gentlemen of the blogosphere, I present to you this masterpiece by Zoey Cakes (image from Craftzine.com): the Cadbury Creme Egg-filled chocolate cupcake. There are simply no words to describe a masterpiece of this scale.