I do have another post in the works, but for now, I felt it was my moral responsibility to comment on a Reuters headline I just noticed. Spoiler alert! I mean really, be warned: it’s a shocker. Sit down. Hoo boy, you did NOT see this coming. The headline said: CLAY AIKEN TO REVEAL HE IS GAY.
Now, I just want to make three quick points. Point 1: seriously. This is something that needs to be REVEALED?! Point 2: pretending, for the moment, that it ever crossed our minds Clay Aiken might NOT be gay, doesn’t such a headline do all the revealing FOR him? Point 3: During David Blaine’s 60-hour hanging stint in Central Park (which, I have just learned, is actually NOT continuous but rather, peppered with 15-minute upright breaks), he has to pee upside down. Just putting that out there.