I mean no disrespect to those of you from the Great Lakes State, but I really do not care for the Motor City or its outlying areas. I have my reasons. You’ll probably read about some of them here! You’d have your reasons too if ever you’d spent more than a week there when you weren’t cheering for the Wolverines.
As such, I wanted to highlight a line I just heard Jay Leno utter during a monologue reference to the city’s fallen mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick:
Any chance you have to get out of Detroit, TAKE IT.