Or does it????

I couldn’t resist a quick post to share something I just read online — it is horrifying, yet at the same time weirdly brilliant.  It has come to my attention that a company called Farty Pants (the web site is still under construction) will soon begin selling special unmentionables that absorb the smell of gaseous emissions.  Dogs everywhere — who too often take the blame for farts they didn’t release – are breathing a little easier.  (Literally.) Well, I hope these Farty Pants end up being available in low-rise thongs …